Quotes

A selection of classic quotes from Grant Meredith

"I do not play games. I am GAME!"

"Have I played Final Fantasy? Some people have played me as their Final Fantasy."

"It is not what score you achieve. It is how you play the game that counts."

“You may defeat me in a single game, but you will never be me for the rest of your life.”

“Not all men are created equal. Look at me for an example. I am exemplar of perfect gaming without effort or thought.”

“If I have not heard of a game title then it is probably not worth playing.”

“I have more BYTE than Pacman baby.”

"Excuse me. I need to take a Wii."

“I love the smell of coaxial cable in the morning.”

“There are three things you can guarantee on in this crazy world: death; taxes; and the fact that I am the best gamer ever.”

“Once in a lifetime someone special appears in your life. If this has not happened to you yet, then you have not met me.”

A selection of words & phrases that I introduced into pop-culture

Acco: A hip word for "accommodation" "Let's books some acco man."

Bulk: A really heavy situation to deal with. e.g. "That was so bulk."

Chowabunga: A yell before you tuck into an all-you-can-eat feast.

Dev: Foolish person. A person acting without thought or logic. e.g. "He is such a dev." "What a dev!"

Gold: Something great or classical in nature and form. e.g. "That was gold."

Grrr: A reaction to a situation that you do not agree with. e.g. "Grrr."

Loli-gagger: A fanatical League of Legends player.

Noob tears: A reaction to a person griefing you online because you are owning them. "Noob tears."

Snoogems: A exclamation of confidence and joy. e.g. "Snoogems."

Strang: A stranger. e.g. "Who is that strang?"

Swamp Donkey: An unattractive person of character.

Wah: A taunt directed at a fellow gamer crying after you have defeated them.

Wowser: A World of Warcraft fan.

Yumskies: Exclamation resulting from tasting delicious food. e.g. "Yumskies!"

A selection of philosophical musings from the great one

"I would rather be hated by everyone than remembered by no-one"

"The man who quotes from the wisdom of others, often has no wisdom himself to share"